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Dangerous Eloquence

I speak eloquently on occasion. I become impressed with how expansive the thought was and I try to say as many beautiful sentences as I can. Eventually I begin using words and phrases like ‘thou’, ‘wilt’, ‘me thinks’ and ‘Et tu Brute?’. I join a traveling show where I dress in frills and eat exotic fruits. At this point I see that I’ve gotten a bit big headed. From then on I speak only in a deep southern accent and only make conversation that concerns the mystery behind the mortality of Elvis Presley.