Ryan Pattison and The Cleverly Titled Sports Blog

I am tumblring agin….spell check….

Well I am back to tumbling. You might be asking “Why on earth would he be tmbling (Spell check?)? He’s not even into modern art nor does he play an instrument like really good and nor does he wear skinny jeans nor does he have a mustache or even a goatee! Could he have anything interesting to say at all that could hold my attention?” To this I say; ‘Maybe’. I really am not sure if I used that semi colon in the previous sentence correctly or not, and come to think of it, is it ‘semi colon’ a compound word or is it one word? Hmmmmm. Well regardless Coldplay is still my number one favorite band although I do admit the Radiohead is better. I do love Radiohead a lot. Speaking of Radiohead, I was listening to th radio the other day and U2 came on. Man do I love me some U2. I mean my goodness: Bono, The Edge, Miche… Edd….Timo………………….and those other two guys!? How could you not like them!? But really I’m just a simple guy with pristine hands and nice set of lego structures. Man do I looooove legos! They’re the greatest invention of the twentieth century. I mean ya the prosthetic limb is up there, but when you think about it you could make a prosthetic limb out of legos but I guess when I think about it harder you could make a prosthetic limb out of about anything; K’nex, a golf club, razor blades! Back to K’nex though. Do you remember those? They were awful. Riding in on the coat tails of Doctor Lego M.D. if you ask me. HA! That rhymed. Jay Z is my favorite rapper. Jigga Man! Ya! Holla atcha boy (Homie Hug). I typically don’t like rap though. Listening to rap is like the watching a train wreck. Ya it’s awesome in that moment, but after you see all the people injured afterward and maimed for life you feel bad that you were entertained and just want to go pray for them. Ya. That’s how I feel about rap.