etc._etc.

I speak eloquently on occasion. I become impressed with how expansive the thought was and I try to say as many beautiful sentences as I can. Eventually I begin using words and phrases like ‘thou’, ‘wilt’, ‘me thinks’ and ‘Et tu Brute?’. I join a traveling show where I dress in frills and eat exotic fruits. At this point I see that I’ve gotten a bit big headed. From then on I speak only in a deep southern accent and only make conversation that concerns the mystery behind the mortality of Elvis Presley.

What to write.What to write.____________________ nothing.Fruit?What?no.Sports? no.Something meaningful.I can’t.No inspiration.lazy.break time?no. just started. hungry.Fridge.now.no.need to do this.this is my future.motivation.keep going.(teethgrind)(sipPepsi).tumblr?No ‘E’?Vowels aren’t cool.Gotta be trendy.th lzy ct jmpd vr th ft dg.?(note: use vowels).writer’s block.that’s it.Ican’tdothis.gotta get focused.contractions are lame.like vowels.’cannot’.’have not’.that is it.gotta be contemporary.errr cntmprry?nope.(note: vowels still necessary)God?Him?I Am?Everyone is doing it.Then I won’t err.’will not’.yes.dogs.cats.animals.lame.neck hurts.living room livin’?Things of the living room.pillows.couch.TV.DVR.DVD.(note: acronyms r fashionable).wait.animals?evolution.big issue.fact?fiction?whoknows?intriguing.perplexing.wasn’t there.seems plausible though.accept it….?can’t.cannot.something from nothing.no.highly unlikely.lottery win.also improbable.though.someone has to.Hurley won.poor guy.dang numbers…..

Adele - Rolling In The Deep (via AdeleVEVO) My song of the week. Beautiful.

Radiohead - Lotus Flower (via radiohead) It’s a goofy video for sure but original none-the-less and the song is superb.

5. OK Computer-Radiohead

     Radiohead’s finest hour hands down. 

     Favorite Track: Paranoid Android (Duhhh)

4. Achtung Baby-U2

    Its vast deviation from Joshua Tree while still succeeding commercially as well

    as critically is astounding.

    Favorite Track: Ultra Violet (Light My Way)

3. Pinkerton-Weezer

   Unfortunately their last Album worth anything. It failed commercially. I don’t

   think the world was ready for it.

   Favorite Track: Tired of Sex

2. Weezer (The Blue Album)-Weezer

    One of the best debut albums ever.

    Favorite Track: Only in Dreams

1. The Bends-Radiohead

    I did say ‘OK Computer’ is Radiohead’s best; however, I couldn’t listen to it 

    for hours on end like a could ‘The Bends’. It’s a close second though

    and I will stand by that statement until the end.

    Favorite Track: The Bends

I’m sure the majority of America’s teenagers and young adults are familiar with the phrase “FML”. It’s most commonly used in a situation in which the user is caught in a situation that they feel has ruined their life. Before I say what I’m about to say I must state that I am saying this out of the utmost love and respect for everyone who uses the term.

Just think about this: Is your life really ruined if you have a bad hair day or if you got a C or even a D or an F on a homework assignment, test, project or paper? The answer is no. I realize that it’s just a phrase but I estimate that nearly everyone whom I have heard use the term is better off in every aspect of their lives than 95% of the nearly 7 billion other people on earth. Your life is not ruined. I feel like changing the ‘L’ to ‘D’ (day) or even ‘W’ (week) would make for a more appropriate phrase. So when crap happens, remember all that’s good in your life and that everything is going to be fine in the end. :)

Love,

  Ryan

I’m just gonna get straight to the point…..

1. Back In The USSR

2. Dear Prudence

3. While My Guitar Gently Weeps

4. Blackbird

5. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da

6. Helter Skelter 

7. Martha My Dear

8. Happiness Is A Warm Gun

9. I Will

10. The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

11. Yer Blues

11. Sexy Sadie

13. Long, Long, Long

   41 minutes 42 seconds

This is what would have been the best Beatles Album. I was torn between several songs so I’m gonna do this:

Honorable Mention:

1. Revolution 1 (Revolution 2 would have made it)

2. Glass Onion

3. Piggies…. broke ‘em

3. Julia

4. Rocky Raccoon

5. I’m So Tired

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Well I am back to tumbling. You might be asking “Why on earth would he be tmbling (Spell check?)? He’s not even into modern art nor does he play an instrument like really good and nor does he wear skinny jeans nor does he have a mustache or even a goatee! Could he have anything interesting to say at all that could hold my attention?” To this I say; ‘Maybe’. I really am not sure if I used that semi colon in the previous sentence correctly or not, and come to think of it, is it ‘semi colon’ a compound word or is it one word? Hmmmmm. Well regardless Coldplay is still my number one favorite band although I do admit the Radiohead is better. I do love Radiohead a lot. Speaking of Radiohead, I was listening to th radio the other day and U2 came on. Man do I love me some U2. I mean my goodness: Bono, The Edge, Miche… Edd….Timo………………….and those other two guys!? How could you not like them!? But really I’m just a simple guy with pristine hands and nice set of lego structures. Man do I looooove legos! They’re the greatest invention of the twentieth century. I mean ya the prosthetic limb is up there, but when you think about it you could make a prosthetic limb out of legos but I guess when I think about it harder you could make a prosthetic limb out of about anything; K’nex, a golf club, razor blades! Back to K’nex though. Do you remember those? They were awful. Riding in on the coat tails of Doctor Lego M.D. if you ask me. HA! That rhymed. Jay Z is my favorite rapper. Jigga Man! Ya! Holla atcha boy (Homie Hug). I typically don’t like rap though. Listening to rap is like the watching a train wreck. Ya it’s awesome in that moment, but after you see all the people injured afterward and maimed for life you feel bad that you were entertained and just want to go pray for them. Ya. That’s how I feel about rap.